Plot: WARNING!: I Tell the Endings!
Yuji Shinoda, his daughter Io, and photojournalist
Yuki Ichinose are working to track where Godzilla is going. Yuji
is head of the GPN, the Godzilla Prediction Network.
The Godzilla Prediction Network predicts Godzilla's appearance
so there will be less damage and less loss of life. Godzilla
soon rises out of ocean near Nemuro with a fishing boat in his
mouth. Yuji drives towards Godzilla, and later meets up with
him at the end of a tunnel. Yuki Ichinose takes many pictures
in a panic, which upsets Godzilla. Yuji speeds away from Godzilla,
who almost crushes the car with his feet. Yuji later observe
Godzilla destroying a power plant and wonders if Godzilla is
destroying the human energy sources on purpose.
Shiro Miyasaka,
a scientist at the CCI (Crisis Control Intelligence
Agency), finds a large meteorite under water. Mitsuo Katagiri,
head of the CCI, and a man who wants to destroy Godzilla, decides
to lift the meteorite out of the water. While the meteorite is
being lifted, it ascends on its own and reaches the surface.
Shiro begins to study the rock and believes that its a 60 million
year old vessel from another galaxy. He later finds out that
it is powered by the sun.
Yuji disagrees with Katagiri that Godzilla
should be destroyed, because Godzilla can't be destroyed.
He should be studied, and could be full of many surprises. Godzilla
shows up in Tokai Mura, near a nuclear power plant. Yuji and
Katagiri meet there. The military shows up the next day and try
to kill Godzilla with mines, tanks, helicopters, and a new missile
that goes through Godzilla "...like crap through a goose!"
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Line not in Japanese version). All of
the weapons obviously don't work. The meteorite flies towards
Godzilla. They observe him and blast him very far away with a
heat beam weapon. Godzilla gets angry and tries to use his own
heat breath to destroy the meteorite. He fails, but manages to
reveal a the space vessel underneath the rock.
The aliens
though, are fascinated by Godzilla, because of his great cell
regeneration process (Regenerator G-1 as Yuji names it). They
later believe that Godzilla is the dominant species of the planet.
The UFO heads for Shinjuku, a district of Tokyo. It
lands on top of one of the towers and tries to gather information
on Godzilla through all of the computers. Yuki Ichinose tries
to figure out what the aliens want through her laptop in the
same building where the UFO is atop. Katagiri and the CCI put
explosives in building to try and destroy the UFO. Yuji rushes
in and kicks Yuki out and takes over in decoding what the aliens
are after. Katagiri, who hates Yuji, learns of his presence in the building, and blows
it up. The blast neither destroyed the UFO, or killed Yuji. The
UFO blows up the rest of the building, still not killing Yuji.
Yuji, along with Io and Yuki, go to where the CCI is. When he
sees Katagiri, he says "Nice try a-----e." (U.S. version)
Godzilla
shows up on shore and heads towards the UFO, full of vengeance.
The two fight for it for a while, and the UFO knocks Godzilla
out by knocking over a building on top of him. The UFO begins
to draw in Regenerator G-1 from Godzilla, so it can make a Godzilla
clone. It creates a monster named Orga (short for "organism").
Godzilla wakes up, and meets up with his very cool looking attempted
clone. Godzilla shoots his breath at the UFO, and shatters half
of it off. Orga tries to kill Godzilla by teaming up with the
UFO, and shooting a very powerful heat beam towards him. Godzilla
destroys the UFO, and knocks out Orga. Orga later comes up again,
and tries to draw more Regenerator G-1 from Godzilla. Eventually,
Orga opens his mouth wide and tries to swallow Godzilla so he
can become a clone. When Orga begins to draw spikes, Godzilla
blows him up by using his body. Godzilla walks over to the CCI
and spots Katagiri, who is very surprised Godzilla wasn't killed.
He lets out a strong "Godzilla!" and Godzilla kills
him by clawing up a part of the building. Godzilla walks back
into the ocean, using up the rest of his anger by destroying
some buildings. Yuki wonders "Why does Godzilla always protect
mankind?" Yuji then answers "Maybe Godzilla is in every
one of us."
This is the best Godzilla movie since the original.
Wait a minute, I'd say it's the best Godzilla movie ever
made! Everything about it is just great! After researching and
getting very excited about this movie for over a year and a half,
I had to see more than once in theaters. The dubbing by Tri-Star
is a heck of a lot better than the "Heisei" Series
Godzilla movies released on video! It's not perfect, but hey,
nothing's perfect, and no need to let it destroy your enjoyment
of the movie (unless it's the dubbed version of "Godzilla
vs. Spacegodzilla"). The special effects, which every knit-picky
American Non-Godzilla fan seems to care about, I'd say is the
best so far. The shots of Godzilla attacking Nemuro are just
absolutely awesome. You get a sense of Godzilla's power, the
way it should've been in Tri-Star's remake two years ago. The
scenes where Godzilla is attacked by tanks and steel missiles
are totally awesome! No more toy tanks, and no more toy model
missiles that don't fire correctly like in the "Heisei"
series! The tanks are real, and the missiles are CGI. You can't
help but say "wow" when you see Godzilla get smacked
by these. The shots during the second half, when Godzilla is
walking towards the UFO seemed a bit rushed. I don't m ean the model work, I just mean some
of the green-screen shots. If they were worked on more or touched
up a bit in these parts, then it would be perfect. The model
work, by the way, is beautiful! Even the miniature cars look
real! Orga is the best looking monster foe yet! Although I liked
Godzilla's appearance very much in the movie, I began to like
Orga's appearance even more! Toho did a great job with the fight
scenes between them. They don't last as long as some of the final
battle scenes in previous movies, but they're still cool! They
forgive the bad green-screening shots from before.
Godzilla 2000
was what Godzilla '98 wasn't. Although Godzilla's appearance
was changed dramatically, he still is in his recognizable form.
Walking upright with tail dragging behind, totally indestructible,
spikes on back, and of course, his fire breath. TriStar changed
Godzilla way too much in its own version, and was miserably unpopular
even with Godzilla fans. It only says that you can't make the
original better. The original will always be better, no matter
what somebody does to it, and no matter what it is. Godzilla,
fruit snacks, fried apricots, anything. Although Toho may make
some improvements to Godzilla, that's different.
Photos From
My Own DVD Capture.
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All of the lines that critics
spent their time butchering in most of their reviews of "Godzilla
2000," in fact, did not come from the Japanese version.
After watching the Japanese version, I took down some notes of
most of the changed lines that I saw. So if you crouch down in
embarassment each time after hearing those lines, don't worry,
here are the original ones that you can keep in mind the next
time you see "Godzilla 2000." If you see any errors
I might have made (because sometimes subtitles have different
lines), just e-mail
me.

- "...Imbecile": was "Old Maid," said only
once.
- "Well
I didn't say we'll get our hair mussed": "I have taken that into consideration."
- "They'll
go through Godzilla like crap through a goose!": They'll go through
Godzilla no matter how tough he is!"
- (In a cheesy
voice) "That can mean only one thing! Godzilla!": The mines laid by
the Marine corps. It must be Godzilla."
- "Did
you see that flying rock go by?! That was amazing!": "What was that
huge flying object? If only it hadn't come."
- "Let's
just hope it's friendly!": "Is that why it discarded it's
original body?"
- "I'll
Send Flowers": Just said the previous line: "This is the
last day for your network!"
- "Quit
your bitchin'!": "Stop Complaining!"
- "Pain
in the Ass!": "They're a headache!"
- "Great
Ceasar's Ghost!": "Look!"
- "This
is the end of our civilization! And it's all my fault?!": "This whole thing
can be terminal!"
- "Nice
try asshole!": "Somehow I managed to survive!"
- "Why
does Godzilla always protect us?": "It was us human beings that
created this monster."
- "Maybe,
there's a little Godzilla in every one of us.": "Godzilla is
in ourselves, in everybody's mind."
There are tons
more lines too. A few important scenes to the storyline were
cut out too. For example, after CCI saw the smoke drift away
from the UFO, it had sent a slide show some computers nearby,
showing words basically saying they are going to take over the
Earth and such. See below for most of the lines I was able to
get. It was a nice dramatic scene, which gave the movie a little
deeper meaning to it, and it made a little more sense on why
they blew up the building afterwords. When you watch this movie
subtitled, the movie is so good with the Japanese acting, that
you don't even care about the special effects! That is
how good the movie is.
Erase
Suppression
Dominate
Prosperity
Opulence
Revolution
Kingdom
I was very
dissapointed after seeing that all of the cheesy lines were made
by TriStar. Toho was intending on erasing Godzilla's campy past,
but it seems that TriStar wanted Godzilla to keep that reputation.
Godzilla's reputation had already been greatly damaged by Godzilla
'98. I guarantee, had this been out a couple of years before,
the movie would have been more popular, and would've lasted more
than 2 weeks in theaters.
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